Thoroughly Modern Monroe

An OOC Announcement

So, the roleplay has underwent a makeover.

As a result of this, we’re being sent in to the future. And really, how many of us keep the same email and blogs from high school.

So likewise, Monroe has a new account, as his entire character is being reset. If any of my followers want to follow him over to his new home, this is where to find him:

monroe-sylvane.tumblr.com

Thank you for your time!

posted 11 months ago

Finally got a good night sleep.

rachel-roars:

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The baby was a surprise, but we’re still young; I’m not letting an unexpected little miracle ruin one of the very important aspects of a successful an balanced relationship.

Better than okay. You’d know if you came by to visit as frequently as your brother does.

Surprise? o.O

You had like nine months…

Oh. Yeah…

I’m not really… baby material. I mean, they’re like rabbits, right?



Finally got a good night sleep.

rachel-roars:

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That’s an interesting hypothesis… however, I’ve never known a woman to be permanently out of commission from birthing. While some can have complications and take a while to heal, most woman are cleared for an active sex life within the month.

I was told 5 weeks because I needed stitches.

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And not that it’s any of your business, but no. No problems on my end. If anything, the baby—and the time we had to spend waiting—has improved our sex life.

Yeah, I think it was just them not wanting like… any more sexy times because they just bazooka’d a person from their uterus oven. But good for you :D All active and shizz. Party hard :3

Glad you’re coping with baby stuff okay ;D 


Finally got a good night sleep.

thegreatalexhunter:

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Just say sorry.

Anything for you, sir


Finally got a good night sleep.

thegreatalexhunter:

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Monroe. You were being disrespectful. Apologise to Rachel. You shouldn’t talk about people’s private lives, and especially not the intimate details of their genitals.

It’s not nice, and it’s really inappropriate. 

Huh.

You’re pretty hot when you’re all… Teacher.

Yes, sir.

I’ll apologise, sir.


Finally got a good night sleep.

thegreatalexhunter:

Are you her doctor?

Bitch, I might be.


Finally got a good night sleep.

thegreatalexhunter:

You can’t ask a woman if her vagina is a destroyed mess. Under no circumstance is that even a little bit appropriate!

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What if I was her doctor?


Finally got a good night sleep.

thegreatalexhunter:

thoroughlymodernmonroe:

My lady friends say after pregnancy, your vagina is either so wrecked you never want to have sex ever ever again because its a destroyed mess down there, or you’re so hormonal you wanna fuck like all the time then cry because sex is what got you in to that hormone mess in the first place.

I was wondering if you were having lady problems :D

Monroe!

You can’t say that!

Vagina…? o.O

Dude. That’s what they’re called.


Finally got a good night sleep.

rachel-roars:

thoroughlymodernmonroe:

ericevander:

It’s a miracle.

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Cos of the baby, or because of the RayRay? :D

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Hey!

My lady friends say after pregnancy, your vagina is either so wrecked you never want to have sex ever ever again because its a destroyed mess down there, or you’re so hormonal you wanna fuck like all the time then cry because sex is what got you in to that hormone mess in the first place.

I was wondering if you were having lady problems :D